tried to ride the rainbow
tried to run free
tried to tame the unicorn
tried to believe

but chicks
chicks just get in the way
chicks just get in the way
i'm not afraid
but chicks just get in the way

i really wanna know you
your eyes are like my dad's
we'll keep this just between us
a friend from end to end

but chicks
chicks just get in the way
chicks just get in the way
i'm not gay
but chicks just get in the way

you could shave my moustache
i could shave your ass
you could get to know me
and touch a little class

but chicks
chicks just get in the way
chicks just get in the way
yeah i know
chicks just get in the way
i'm not ashamed

[BC: we've got to do the ending again jimmy]

you could shave my moustache
i could shave your ass
you could get to know me
and touch a little class

but chicks
chicks just get in the way
chicks just get in the way
my love's inflamed
but chicks just get in the way
i'm not ashamed
but chicks, you just get in the way

Chicks Just Get in the Way (12/14/01 2nd show)

Zwan. Lyrics listed are from the 12/13/01 late show. As for the song itself, the banter from before that performance:

BC: OK, we just wrote this song on the way up here.

MS: This is true, we were talking about uh... the four of us were in car... and somehow the subject came up about how we all enjoy each other's company, as men we enjoy each other's company. And then somebody said, yeah, chicks just get in the way. And then these guys, in between the first set and this set, they came up with this little number... which I will have nothing to do with.