tried to ride the rainbow
tried to run free
tried to tame the unicorn
tried to believe

but chicks
chicks just get in the way
chicks just get in the way
i'm not afraid
but chicks just get in the way

i really wanna know you
your eyes are like my dad's
we'll keep this just between us
a friend from end to end

but chicks
chicks just get in the way
chicks just get in the way
i'm not gay
but chicks just get in the way

you could shave my moustache
i could shave your ass
you could get to know me
and touch a little class

but chicks
chicks just get in the way
chicks just get in the way
i'm not, flames
but chicks just get in the way
now i'm not ashamed
but chicks, you just get in the way

[LR: girls, i've got something to sing]

i'd really like to kiss
your beautiful red lips
make love like a woman
not an egotistic prick

'cause dicks
dicks just get in the way
dicks just get in the way, hey, hey
dicks
dicks just get in the way
dicks just get in the way

[BC: i won't have you come up here and fuck up my whole program]

[LR: oh well]

[BC: dicks just get in the way?]

[LR: yeah, that's what i said]

[BC: well if it wasn't for a dick you wouldn't be here right now]

[LR: if it wasn't for a chick, you wouldn't be here]

Chicks   (normal version)

tried to ride the rainbow
tried to run free
tried to tame the unicorn
tried to believe

but chicks
chicks just get in the way
chicks just get in the way
i'm not afraid
but chicks just get in the way

i really wanna know you
your eyes are like my dad's
we'll keep this just between us
a friend from end to end

but chicks
chicks just get in the way
chicks just get in the way
i'm not gay
but chicks just get in the way

you could shave my moustache
i could shave your ass
you could get to know me
and touch a little class

but chicks
chicks just get in the way
chicks just get in the way
yeah i know
chicks just get in the way
i'm not ashamed

[BC: we've got to do the ending again jimmy]

you could shave my moustache
i could shave your ass
you could get to know me
and touch a little class

but chicks
chicks just get in the way
chicks just get in the way
my love's inflamed
but chicks just get in the way
i'm not ashamed
but chicks, you just get in the way

Zwan at the 2nd show on 12/14/01, with a special appearance by Linda Rowberry.